Wednesday, March 30, 2011

DJ JEREMIAH IS IN DA HOUSE

http://slurl.com/secondlife/moorsby/53/169/67 (map)
Description
DJ JEREMIAH EVERY HUMP DAY AT DARK SIDE CLUBHOUSE!

Everybody starts to come to life on HUMP DAY!!!

Join us every Wednesday evening from 7:00 - 9:00 pm slt as Jeremiah Barcelos brings us more than music. He brings us personality!!!

DJ Jeremiah has been DJ'ing for over 10 yrs and has an enormous collection of songs from all types of genres. He'll give you jazz, rock, and hip-hop.

If you're easily shocked, consider a Disney movie because Jeremiah can be funny, naughty and even nasty...but always FUN! You just never know what he'll say next. If you want a party, be there! His main concern is to keep the crowd entertained with a consistent beat that makes them groove and grind on the dance floor.

And you'll definitely want to groove and grind. ;)

Contact Chrissy Chemistry or Keaira Karas for more info

See you Wednesday!!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Any resemblance is WHOLLY in the mind of whoever thought this was funny



Repeat after me. Jenny is NOT a badger. Jenny is NOT a badger....

But Niblet (for that is his name) is the new Dark Side mascot, and it is true what the sign says... he DOES bite....

Grand Opening Party


It's long overdue but we're ready to rock at our new Avination sim - if you haven't discovered AVN yet here's a perfect reason to discover it's joys. Stage show brought to you by Elvis lives. Hope to see you all there! Just Search for 'Dark Side' or add 'Kink' to your map and you'll find us.
Let's Parteeeeee!

NAKED TUESDAY

When
Tue, March 29
Where
http://slurl.com/secondlife/moorsby/53/169/67 (map)
Description
NAKED TUESDAY!!!!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/moorsby/30/250/63

Every Tusday at DARK SIDE CLUBHOUSE we celebrate NAKED TUESDAY!

We're not a one trick party over at Dark Side BDSM Community with more than 3,000 members and growing steadily.

Everything from our friendly club, dungeon, shibari hall, weekend concerts, Hump Day with DJ Jeremiah every Wed., open forum discussions, mall with everything from budget dept. to high end outfits, StarPIX photo contest, collaring ceremony planners, BDSM/Gor library, Dark Side Academy (sub/slave training, Dominant Instruction, Couples Coaching, Emoting Classes), slave auctions - A safe way for you to explore this path. We are NOT an escorting service disguised as slave auctions. Free home for for all our auction slaves...and not just some drab little room but a beautifully furnished HOME.

We hope to see you Tuesday! Contact Keaira Karas for more info.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL ON THE CLUBHOUSE ROOF








Creedence Clearwater Revival (often abbreviated CCR) was an American rock band that gained popularity in the late 1960s and early 1970s with a number of successful singles drawn from various albums.

The group consisted of lead vocalist, lead guitarist, and primary songwriter John Fogerty, his brother and rhythm guitarist Tom Fogerty, bassist Stu Cook, and drummer Doug Clifford. Their musical style encompassed rock and roll and swamp rock genres. Despite their San Francisco Bay Area origins, they positioned themselves as Southern rock stylists, singing often about bayous, the Mississippi River, catfish, and other popular elements of Southern iconography.

CCR's music is still a staple of American and worldwide radio airplay[1] and often figures in various media. The band has sold 26 million albums in the United States alone.[2] CCR was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1993.
(from Wikipedia)

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Friday, March 25, 2011

Protocols in the real world. (aka Dungeon 101)

www.darksideclubhouse.com

Friday, March 25, 2011

TOPIC: Protocols in the real world. (aka Dungeon 101)
HOSTED BY: Viper01

[19:06] Viper (viper001): The topic is "Protocols in the real world. aka: Dungeon 101."

[19:07] Viper (viper001): Over the past few weeks, I have been asked numerous times by folks in SL about how they should act at RL events. Some out of curiousity and some because they want to venture out into their local communities. This topic is a response to those requests.
Because it is difficult to condense such a complex topic into a one-hour discussion, I intend to keep this discussion at the level of an "overview". Please understand that my perspective/experience is purely from RL. I have zero familiarity with online and/or SL protocols. Also, please save any questions until I have posted the basic information.

[19:07] Viper (viper001): What is it? Protocols are a set of guidelines, or rules, that facilitate harmony within the world of BDSM. They can vary widely from one community to another, and from one couple/family to another. But there are many "general" basic protocols that apply to all situations - be it a munch, playparty, formal dinner, or dungeon/club. Protocols are essentially etiquette for the BDSM world.
There are varying levels of protocols but because of time constraints we will keep this discussion at the basic level, as they apply to dominants and submissives. This information is provided primarily to help you "transition" to real world events.

[19:08] Viper (viper001): Generally speaking: if you are well-mannered, polite, courteous and respectful you should be well within most protocol guidelines. One of the most important guidelines is this -- when accidentally meeting someone outside the "scene" (aka in public) it is rude to acknowledge them in any way. You do not know who they are with and they, like you, might not wish to be outed to the general public. You might not even know their real, given name!!!! If it is necessary to interact at all, act like it is the first time you've met.

[19:09] Viper (viper001): Within the scene, a general rule is to keep your hands to yourself. If you are known and accepted, they might hug you and you are then free to return the hug to that person - not anyone else. Never touch a submissive without the owner's express consent.
It is common courtesy to treat people with respect, regardless of how you really feel about them.

[19:11] Viper (viper001): If you disagree with how someone treats their submissive/slave, file it under MYOB. How others live the lifestyle is not our business unless it involves a serious safety issue. At best, it makes for an interesting discussion. At the very worst, agree to disagree and get on with it.

[19:12] Viper (viper001): MYOB being "mind your own business" :)

[19:12] Viper (viper001): Sir or Ma'am is considered a proper greeting even from a dominant. Using Mr or Ms is always polite and respectful. Addressing submissives as "ms so-and-so" is simply a form of respect for the submissive.

[19:14] Viper (viper001): The most frequently asked question I have run into is: how do I approach someone for a playdate?
Within the parameters of the etiquette discussed later, the best approach is a simple statement: "I have watched you and would be honored if you would consider a playdate with me." Leave it at that and if the person is interested at all, they know they can approach you without causing offense.

[19:14] Viper (viper001): For a submissive interested in a playdate with a dominant that has a partner, protocol would be to approach his submissive instead.

[19:15] Viper (viper001) points to the spot beside his boot to rest his fingers a bit, lol

[19:16] Viper (viper001): Now I'm going to get into some specific protocols that might save you some hassles at a club/dungeon/party.

[19:16] Viper (viper001): Protocols for dominants addressing submissives depends on the specific situation.....

[19:17] Viper (viper001): 1. The submissive is on a leash or standing with/behind her dominant. It is considered rude to even acknowledge the submissive. It is up to her dominant to initiate any conversation with the sub. Or not, as he pleases. Always address the dominant first and allow the dominant to introduce you to his sub if he wishes to.

[19:18] Viper (viper001): 2. Same situation, but you know the dominant and his submissive(s). You have had previous conversations with this submissive and/or you are good friends outside the scene. It is considered rude to acknowledge the submissive before properly greeting the dominant and asking for his permission to address his submissive. This varies depending on the level of protocol and/or group. When in doubt, play it safe.

[19:19] Viper (viper001): 3. The submissive is alone and does not appear to be accompanied by a dominant. Ask first -- "Are you free to talk to me?", would be acceptable. DO NOT be offended if she indicates or says no. She may be owned and under speech restrictions.

[19:20] Viper (viper001): 4. You have determined that a submissive is alone and free to engage in conversation. Do NOT touch the submissive without first asking for her consent. "May I touch you?", at the very least.

[19:21] Viper (viper001): 5. If you are not sure of a person's orientation, it is considered polite to ask. "I identify as a dominant. May I ask if you identify as dominant or submissive?" If someone asks you this question, the polite response would be similar to "I am a dominant. And you are....?"

[19:22] Viper (viper001): Please save yourself some grief ,,,, do not make the huge mistake of demanding a title. "You can call me Master Blowhard" is a sure way get yourself shunned very quickly. Master/Mistress is an honorific, not a given, and some people have worked years to earn that title within their respective communities.

[19:24] Viper (viper001): 6. Dominants generally do not have the authority to chide, or take to task, a submissive that is not directly in service to them. If you have a problem with a submissive, it is considered proper to speak with that submissive's owner. He may have directed the action that you find improper or offensive.

[19:24] Viper (viper001): some situations can be very complicated, so if you are in doubt I would suggest that you err on the side of caution.

[19:25] Viper (viper001): . Do not DEMAND service of anyone that has not offered it. You will immediately lose status within that community/group/event because it is considered abusive!

[19:25] Viper (viper001): The better way would be to ask, and remember that the submissive has the right (and sometimes the obligation) to refuse. "Would you do me the honor of ...." and "May I request that you.... " are perfectly acceptable protocol.

[19:26] Viper (viper001): This covers the basic protocols for dominants and should keep us out of trouble and/or fistfights. LOL

[19:27] Tora Fallen (tora.roxan) chuckles

[19:27] Kalkin McCormick grins

[19:27] Viper (viper001): General protocols for submissive are much simpler, because as a rule they have fewer "freedoms" so to speak.

[19:27] Viper (viper001): 1. Etiquette for titles is essentially the same. Sir, Ma'am, Mr and Ms are all acceptable forms of address. "Master" is frequently applied to the submissive's owner. "Master So-and-so" may be used if the person has earned that honorific from the applicable community and always includes that person's name - not just the honorific.

[19:28] Viper (viper001): submissives just do not call anyone "master" if that person is not their owner/dominant

[19:29] Viper (viper001): 2. Again, being polite is respectful. Formal speech is not really necessary, but admired and respected in many communities.

[19:29] Viper (viper001): 3. When initiating a conversation with a dominant, "With respect Sir/Ma'am', may I speak with you?" would be very good manners.

[19:30] Viper (viper001): When initiating a conversation with a submissive, "May I speak freely with you?" is a polite, safe way to start a conversation.

[19:30] Viper (viper001): 4. If you are "ordered" to do something by someone you do not belong to, a submissive has the right to say no politely.

[19:31] Viper (viper001): do NOT be afraid to exercise that right !!!!

[19:31] Viper (viper001): "With respect 'Sir or Ma'am' I do not know you and there for must refuse your request."

[19:31] Viper (viper001): "With respect 'Sir or Ma'am' I belong to _______ and am not allowed to serve others"

[19:32] Viper (viper001): "With respect 'Sir or Ma'am' I have not entered into service to you and must therefore refuse your request."

[19:32] Viper (viper001): any of the above is perfectly acceptable

[19:32] Viper (viper001): If the "dominant" persists, the submissive should walk away without speaking further and seek a DM or a dominant the sub knows and ask "With respect Sir or Ma'am, may I ask for your protection or assistance?".

[19:33] Viper (viper001) ::: note that "dominant" is in quotes, because he probably has no clue about protocols :P
[19:34] Viper (viper001): If the submissive cannot extricate herself from the situation, she should loudly use the house "safeword", typically "RED".
[19:34] Viper (viper001): and lastly for this evening .....
[19:34] Viper (viper001): 5. From time to time it is understood that sub may become intimidated or frightened in a group or an unfamiliar situation.
When this happens it is acceptable to seek out a dominant you know and respect and to ask for guidance or protection.
[19:35] Pepper Morlim: and if there are none?
[19:35] Shad (shadowrider.atwood): TP
[19:35] Viper (viper001): Then it would probably be best to leave the premises
[19:35] Pepper Morlim nods
[19:35] Pepper Morlim: thankYou SIr
[19:36] Sephrenia Twine lifts hand with a question/comment
[19:36] Viper (viper001): quite welcome. something to consider though - the host/hostess is someone you can seek out
[19:36] Kalkin McCormick: most parties have trained dungeon monitors/masters and they are typically kind of prevelant
[19:36] bluelaceV (bluelace001): if i may?
[19:36] Viper (viper001): correct, Kalkin Sir.
[19:36] Viper (viper001): bluelace?
[19:37] bluelaceV (bluelace001): another option is to go where there are other submissives in a group if your unvomfortable
[19:37] Leon Xuanzang is Online
[19:37] bluelaceV (bluelace001): safety in numbers
[19:38] Leon Xuanzang is Offline
[19:38] Viper (viper001): that works too. please remember that there are all kinds of scenarios and possibilities. we could not possibly cover them all in an hour
[19:38] jessica07 Aries is Online
[19:38] Viper (viper001): the best I can do is provide you with an overview
[19:38] bluelaceV (bluelace001) nods
[19:38] Viper (viper001): please feel free to fire away with questions/discussions
[19:38] Pyria Minor: Much of this seems to rely on common sense and common curtousy... much the same as in a vanillia setting.
[19:38] Viper (viper001) dons his flak vest
[19:39] You decline Live@Sharkie's *New Location* Liberty Coast (23, 223, 22) from A group member named Strummer Vultee.
[19:39] You decline .::BAR NONE::.BEACH CLUB & GAMES, Caribbean Orca (102, 222, 24) from A group member named BigPappi32 Resident.
[19:39] You decline Vaughan's Acoustical Playground, Prankster Isle (214, 221, 1001 from A group member named Vaughan Michalak.
[19:39] Pyria Minor laughs
[19:39] Sephrenia Twine: Sir, You made comment to DM and i know Kalkin Sir did answer it, but some here might not know what a DM is, will You please explain it?
[19:39] Viper (viper001): concur, Pyria. common courtesy is the basis, with a few twists

[19:39] Kalkin McCormick: one possible option, if you wish to go to a public party.. if there is a dominant you know and trust.. he can provide what is considered a 'protection' collar... this doesn't confer any specific rights for him, but it does give someone you can point to if there is an issue

[19:40] Keaira Karas: that's a good idea I think

[19:40] Viper (viper001): sorry, sephy. for those that do not know, a DM is a dungeon monitor ,,, the BDSM police :)

[19:40] Pyria Minor: Do these protocols changed depending on location?

[19:40] Pyria Minor: very good idea Kalkin

[19:40] Viper (viper001): they do change, or may vary, depending on the group and level of protocols

[19:41] Sephrenia Twine: They usually have been in the scene for a while and also go to classes to know protocols and safety

[19:41] Kalkin McCormick: they are more there to watch over the play space, make sure things do not get out of hand, and they can call a stop to anything they feel is out of bounds

[19:41] Viper (viper001): I am aware of three basic levels of protocol. we have covered just the lowest, or most common

[19:42] Sephrenia Twine: as an unowned slave, before i go to any play parties, i make sure one of my Friends knows i am alone, and ask Him/Her to be there for me if needed, makes me feel more safe and gives me an "easy out" if needed

[19:42] Viper (viper001): good idea, sephy. especially given your proclivity for masochism, hehe

[19:43] Sephrenia Twine: lol Sir

[19:43] Viper (viper001): just an opinion, but I feel that most protocols deal with governing dominants

[19:43] Viper (viper001): it's pretty damn easy to step on toes

[19:44] Kalkin McCormick: before going to a party... you realy should consider going to a munch or two as well

[19:44] Viper (viper001): oh HELL yes

[19:44] Sephrenia Twine: one thing i will say.......while a scene is happening, never enter the area set aside without being called in by the Dominant, do not talk to the Dominant or sub/slave in the scene, and try to not distract them, it can be dangerous and take them both (all) out of the scene

[19:45] Viper (viper001): also true ,,,

[19:45] Kalkin McCormick: and just like your mother taught you.. if it ain't yours, don't touch without permission.. people or toys

[19:48] Viper (viper001): anyone else with questions/commments?

[19:50] Viper (viper001): if some of what I've said is counter to SL protocols, please pardon me. it's a new venue. maybe you can take what you find useful and ignore the rest :)

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

DJ JEREMIAH IS IN DA HOUSE

http://slurl.com/secondlife/moorsby/53/169/67 (map)
Description
DJ JEREMIAH EVERY HUMP DAY AT DARK SIDE CLUBHOUSE!

Everybody starts to come to life on HUMP DAY!!!

Join us every Wednesday evening from 7:00 - 9:00 pm slt as Jeremiah Barcelos brings us more than music. He brings us personality!!!

DJ Jeremiah has been DJ'ing for over 10 yrs and has an enormous collection of songs from all types of genres. He'll give you jazz, rock, and hip-hop.

If you're easily shocked, consider a Disney movie because Jeremiah can be funny, naughty and even nasty...but always FUN! You just never know what he'll say next. If you want a party, be there! His main concern is to keep the crowd entertained with a consistent beat that makes them groove and grind on the dance floor.

And you'll definitely want to groove and grind. ;)

Contact Chrissy Chemistry or Keaira Karas for more info

See you Wednesday!!

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

All I want for Christmas (getting it in early)

all I want for Christmas is....



a Galena doll?

NAKED TUESDAY

When
Tue, March 22
Where
http://slurl.com/secondlife/moorsby/53/169/67 (map)
Description
NAKED TUESDAY!!!!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/moorsby/30/250/63

Every Tusday at DARK SIDE CLUBHOUSE we celebrate NAKED TUESDAY!

We're not a one trick party over at Dark Side BDSM Community with more than 3,000 members and growing steadily.

Everything from our friendly club, dungeon, shibari hall, weekend concerts, Hump Day with DJ Jeremiah every Wed., open forum discussions, mall with everything from budget dept. to high end outfits, StarPIX photo contest, collaring ceremony planners, BDSM/Gor library, Dark Side Academy (sub/slave training, Dominant Instruction, Couples Coaching, Emoting Classes), slave auctions - A safe way for you to explore this path. We are NOT an escorting service disguised as slave auctions. Free home for for all our auction slaves...and not just some drab little room but a beautifully furnished HOME.

We hope to see you Tuesday! Contact Keaira Karas for more info.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

BON JOVI ON THE ROOF!













Bon Jovi is an American hard rock band from Sayreville, New Jersey. Formed in 1983, Bon Jovi consists of lead singer and namesake 'Jon Bon Jovi' (John Francis Bongiovi, Jr.), guitarist Richie Sambora, keyboardist David Bryan, drummer Tico Torres as well as current bassist Hugh McDonald.[1] The band's line-up has remained mostly static during their history, the only exception being the departure of Alec John Such in 1994, who was unofficially replaced by Hugh McDonald. The band became known for writing several rock anthems, and achieved widespread recognition with their third album Slippery When Wet, released in 1986. After touring and recording non-stop during the late 1980s, the band went on hiatus after the New Jersey Tour in 1990, during which time Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora both released successful solo albums. In 1992, the band returned with the album Keep the Faith. Their 2000 single "It's My Life", which followed a second hiatus, successfully introduced the band to a younger audience. Bon Jovi have been known to use different styles in their music, which has included country for their 2007 album Lost Highway. Their latest album, The Circle, was released on 10 November 2009 in the United States.

Throughout their career, the band have released eleven studio albums, three compilation albums and one live album, and have sold 130 million records worldwide.[2] They have performed more than 2,600 concerts in over 50 countries for more than 34 million fans,[3] and were inducted into the UK Music Hall of Fame in 2006.[4] The band was also honored with the Award of Merit at the American Music Awards in 2004,[5] and as songwriters and collaborators, Jon Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora inducted into Songwriters Hall of Fame in 2009.[6][7] On September 28, 2010, Bon Jovi was nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, but on December 15, 2010 it was announced that Bon Jovi did not make it. (from Wikipedia)

Thursday, March 17, 2011

ST PATRICK'S TENTACLE THURSDAY




Thursdays... who needs them?
Thursdays... who needs them?

WELL, WHEN IT'S SAINT PADDY'S DAY... WE ALL DO!

According to legend St Patrick chased all the snakes out of Ireland. But he didn't remove all the tentacles from Dark Side.

So, this St Patricks, let down your hair, take down your guard and pull off your panties, as the Dark Side Clubhouse declares...

GREEN TENTACLE THURSDAY

Bring your favorite octopoid sex fantasy down to the clubhouse and put it through its paces! Sex and cephalopods have never sounded so sensational, and we want to see what YOU can do!

So give us all a treat this St Paddy's Day and treat us all to some tentacle torture!







THE ORIGINS OF TENTACLE PORN..

THE STORY OF TENTACLE PORN

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

DJ JEREMIAH IS IN DA HOUSE

http://slurl.com/secondlife/moorsby/53/169/67 (map)
Description
DJ JEREMIAH EVERY HUMP DAY AT DARK SIDE CLUBHOUSE!

Everybody starts to come to life on HUMP DAY!!!

Join us every Wednesday evening from 7:00 - 9:00 pm slt as Jeremiah Barcelos brings us more than music. He brings us personality!!!

DJ Jeremiah has been DJ'ing for over 10 yrs and has an enormous collection of songs from all types of genres. He'll give you jazz, rock, and hip-hop.

If you're easily shocked, consider a Disney movie because Jeremiah can be funny, naughty and even nasty...but always FUN! You just never know what he'll say next. If you want a party, be there! His main concern is to keep the crowd entertained with a consistent beat that makes them groove and grind on the dance floor.

And you'll definitely want to groove and grind. ;)

Contact Chrissy Chemistry or Keaira Karas for more info

See you Wednesday!!

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

NAKED TUESDAY

When
Tue, March 15
Where
http://slurl.com/secondlife/moorsby/53/169/67 (map)
Description
NAKED TUESDAY!!!!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/moorsby/30/250/63

Every Tusday at DARK SIDE CLUBHOUSE we celebrate NAKED TUESDAY!

We're not a one trick party over at Dark Side BDSM Community with more than 3,000 members and growing steadily.

Everything from our friendly club, dungeon, shibari hall, weekend concerts, Hump Day with DJ Jeremiah every Wed., open forum discussions, mall with everything from budget dept. to high end outfits, StarPIX photo contest, collaring ceremony planners, BDSM/Gor library, Dark Side Academy (sub/slave training, Dominant Instruction, Couples Coaching, Emoting Classes), slave auctions - A safe way for you to explore this path. We are NOT an escorting service disguised as slave auctions. Free home for for all our auction slaves...and not just some drab little room but a beautifully furnished HOME.

We hope to see you Tuesday! Contact Keaira Karas for more info.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Lynyrd Skynyrd on the roof!










LYNYRD SKYNYRD!!!

Dark Side Clubhouse
Sunday, March 13 @ 6:00 pm slt

Join us where Bobby Fallon Tribute Bands will be at Dark Side with their LYNYRD SKYNYRD concert!!! We'll rock the sim until there are no more Skynyrd songs left!!!

Be early or you might not get in!




Contact Keaira Karas or Chrissy Chemistry INWORLD with questions.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Framed and fucked




I knew they were handcuffs the moment I felt the cold metal bite my wrist, as I stretched out one arm to cradle my head. I felt my heart leap in my chest, although whether it was the sudden immobility that startled me most, or the fact that he’d been so gentle all evening, I didn’t know. Neither was every thought that now crossed my mind necessarily a pleasant one… “you’ve been watching too much CSI,” I reassured myself as I tested the strength of the cuffs, but I quickly realized I wouldn’t be freeing myself from them any time soon.

Roughly, he grabbed my other arm and yanked it across the bed, to where another set of cuffs was waiting. I wondered how I’d not spotted them earlier, although I was suddenly noticing a lot of things now - how the room was no longer lit by the lamps he switched on when we first came in, but by a row of candles on the dresser; how the clothes we’d torn off one another in one place were now laying in another; and how the wine glasses that I’d swear we’d drained were now both magically full again.

But the biggest transformation was in Terry, a quiet, considerate guy with whom I’ve been on nodding-acquaintance terms for at least the last six months, and who now crouched menacingly astride me, massaging his cock with exaggerated drama, and staring me down with a hungry leer.

The first time I met him, a girl I was working with brought him along to a party we’d both been invited to, and introduced him as her fiancé. Which, so far as I was concerned, was still the case when I bumped into him this evening, waiting at my usual bus stop.

We said hello, talked till the bus came, then found two seats together before anyone beat us to them. By the time we reached my neighborhood… which turned out to be his as well… I’d learned that Sara, the cute-in-a-slutty-sort-of-way blonde with whom I first met him, had broken off engagement; by the time it was time to actually say goodbye, I was agreeing to go for a drink with him. Well, one drink led to several, which led in turn to dinner, which led us back to his place, a cozy one-bedroom apartment with just enough domestic touches around to make it clear that Sara had not been gone long; a couple of weeks, maybe; a month at most.

But the bathroom was clear of any sign of a woman (the toilet seat was up, for a start), and the first time Terry touched me, our hands inadvertently meeting as we both reached for the wine bottle, he leaped back so apologetically that it was obvious that Sara hadn’t simply left him. She’d taken a lot of his self-confidence with her.

“It’s alright, it was an accident,” I reassured him, then reached out and took his hand in mine. “Now, if you’d done that….” I squeezed his fingers and looked into his eyes, a heavy green that clashed intriguingly with his burgundy shirt. His hand, twice the size of mine, twisted in my grip, and linked fingers with me. He smiled. “Or that?” His other hand reached for my chin and slowly pulled my face to his, to kiss me tentatively on the mouth. I kissed back, parting my lips to accept his tongue, and sliding both hands under his armpits to clasp his back.

He was a cautious lover, an uncertain lover. Even in the bedroom, with our clothes in a heap on the end of the bed (I was sure they were on the end; they definitely weren’t on the chair to the side, which is where they now lay), he moved with a deliberation that was as clumsy as it was gentle, as he gave my pussy little more than a rubbing, and licked my nipples with a puppy-dog tongue. He rolled me onto my back while we kissed, and moved above me; reaching between my legs, I grasped his penis, then guided him slowly… it had to be slowly, for although I was willing, I was still barely wet… inside me.

He lay still for a moment; I could feel my muscles testing the length of his erection, feeling its pulse, surveying its contours, absorbing its heat – and then fluttering in surprise, first as he silently shot his load. I caught my breath, searching for one of those stock phrases that we all use when something like that happens… some girls stick with “it’s okay, it doesn’t matter,” but you know what? It does – especially to him. I always prefer to gasp and tell him how much I love the feel of his cum inside me, maybe fish a drop or two out on my finger, and slip it into my mouth. It works every time.

But before I could even open my mouth, he started to hump me, his hips pounding into mine as though his dick was as hard as it ever could be, and we were both on the edge of the world’s hottest orgasm.

I was surprised, but I played along. He wasn’t the first guy to cum way too early and hope it hadn’t been noticed, although I do sometimes wonder how dense she’d have to be, to truly remain oblivious to all that had suddenly transpired within her: the explosive influx of a mass of sticky warmth, the pounding on the cervix door that fades and then gives up; and the almost indescribable sensation of a hot rod growing soft. Imagine cramming your mouth with a hard King Size candy bar, that suddenly melts on your tongue while squirting hot yogurt into your throat. Now think about how a pussy is at least as sensitive as a mouth, even without the power of taste. But I feigned ignorance, I “came” ecstatically and, for a while we just lay there, my cheek on his chest, content not to speak.

His flaccid length lay on his belly, staring up at me; I stared back, wondering what the chances were of it not rising again tonight, envying the ability that so many men possess, of having sex and then heading straight home. In fact, I was just about to suggest that I should make a move when he placed his hand on the back of my head and began pushing it down towards his lap.

I locked my neck muscles… I’ve had a lot of practice at this maneuver, although it’s been a long time since I actually put it into use; not since college, when even making out with a guy seems to convince him that you’re gagging to give him head. Okay, so Terry and I had certainly gone a lot further than making out, and I’m only half-serious when I insist to myself that I’ll only go down on a guy once I know he’ll return the favor. But, even as Terry hoisted himself into a sitting position, so that I lost my balance and tumbled, I made sure my head remained in neutral waters, my face looking down his leg. Okay, it was definitely time to be going. I moved my arm to cradle my head – and click. I struggled to pull myself out of his grip – and click again.

I was cuffed to the posts at the bottom of the bed, my feet resting on the pillows at the other end. Grabbing one of them, Terry shoved it unceremoniously under my ass, then straddled my stomach, his cock – which was now showing distinct signs of life – sticky between my breasts. He looked down at me and spoke for the first time since we left the front room. “I tried to ask you nicely. Now I’m telling you.” He held his semi-erection in one hand and pushed it towards my face. “Suck it.”

Hardening to a dark bruised blue, the head of his penis was flat against my lips, nudging them apart and pressing against my teeth; I could taste my own juices still vibrant on his skin. Slowly I opened my mouth, not wide enough for him to jam himself in, but sufficient to take in most of the bulb. Using my tongue, I mopped it with saliva, then sucked at it, feeling my own thrill of power as his eyes closed and a low groan escaped his lips. He may have been in the driving seat, but I still had some control over the journey.

My hands pulled at the cuffs; if I was going to do this, I’d like do it properly. But they remained trapped, and the movement only alerted Terry. “Oh no, you’re here until I’m finished with you,” he said; then, withdrawing himself from my still stubbornly tightened mouth with a light plop, he commanded, “wider. Open it wider.”

I shivered a little… I don’t usually get off with a man who plays the master, but Terry did have me at a disadvantage. I obeyed and, for a moment my jaw just hung, as he held his rod just an inch or so away, allowing my nostrils to absorb his scent. Instinctively, I craned my head forward, to take him into my mouth again… he certainly knew how to play this game, I thought, and I felt my own loins quiver warmly as he began to push himself forward, forcing my mouth even wider, scraping against my teeth, pushing my tongue to one side. He wasn’t huge, probably no more than five inches, but he had a lot of circumference, a fat, meaty roll of hardness that was bumping against the very back of my mouth. “Now I’m going to fuck you properly,” he said. “Like I should have done before. ” And, with slow, methodical strokes, he began to do just that, his eyes closed in rapture as he slipped in and out of my mouth.

His hands were caressing his balls; with every thrust, his sac slapped against my chin, reinforcing in my mind the position I was in, at the same time as I felt myself pulsing in time to his movements, finding an excitement in my predicament that even my occasional bondage fantasies had never aroused. If he’d only let me speak for a moment, I thought, I’d tell him what I want him to do… reach behind to touch me, finger me, fist me, anything. And then I heard a door open, footsteps, another voice… and the pulse became a galvanic throbbing that was quaking through my entire body.

“Who’s your friend?” It was a woman… I struggled to place the voice. It was Sara, the fiancé who’d fled, the heartless harpy who broke his heart…. What the hell was going on here? For a moment I imagined myself being caught in the middle of some knockdown fight between two bitter ex-lovers… a trophy for one to bait the other one with. But that was before Terry answered her.

“You know who it is. One of those sluts from your whorehouse downtown.”

She leaned over to look at me, her eyes flashing a spark of recognition, but that was all – we’d never been friends, just workmates; I doubted whether she even knew my name. Instead, she went along with what was clearly Terry’s fantasy, the embittered whoremaster making free with a rival Madame’s merchandise. “Oh, and one of my favorites as well,” she pouted. “Please don’t scar her pretty face, I won’t earn half as much from her ass if you do.”

Now I could see her more clearly, as she leaned across my sightline to kiss Terry on the mouth, before her bare breasts blotted out their faces, and her hard, protruding nipples sank like plum-brown bullets into his chest. For the moment, his movements had stopped, the merest touch of his hard-on poised against my cheek, a thin, gummy film of spit and pre-cum holding it in place. I moved my head slightly to breath deeply and let my tongue moisten my dry, salted lips.

Sara spoke again. The roles had changed; now she was the leader, and Terry just a lackey who prepared her victims for sacrifice. “I think it’s my turn.” Her hand wrapped around his protesting stiffness, lifted it away from my face. “You find yourself another hole. This one’s mine.” She hoisted herself over the foot of the bed, first one leg and then the other, her naked body directly over my face. “So tell me, have you ever eaten pussy before?”

At the other end, I could feel rough hands parting my ass cheeks, and Terry’s hard knob banging at my anus. “No, I haven’t,” I answered truthfully. I almost added “but I thought about it once,” remembering a long ago weekend that I spent at the shore, but Sara was speaking again. “I didn’t think you had. But I bet you like having yours’ licked?”

I remained silent. “Don’t you?” she repeated. “Don’t you just love how it feels when a tongue is prying open your lips, tasting your flesh, swirling and moving inside you, hunting out your most secret spots and then drowning in your juices, while you ride their face with your little clitty, till you feel yourself coming and your whole body explodes?
Answer me.”


Damn, the girl had a way with words! “Yes, I love it,” I replied.

“More than you love screwing?”

“Yes.” If it’s done right, that was probably true.

“More than you love sucking cock?”

“Yes.” Again, done right…

“Well, if you love it that much…” Her flesh moved closer to me and, for the first time, I realized… she’d been in too much shadow before… that she was shaven completely bare, the skin gossamer soft as it brushed against my mouth, but already wet as her juices leaked from within her. Tentatively, my tongue reached up to touch her, and her labia parted to the lightest touch, her smell flooding my nostrils, making my mouth water for her taste. I let out a moan; I couldn’t help myself… and another as Terry finally gave up trying to break into my asshole (the angle was wrong; I knew that from the start), and began sliding his dick down my own dripping pussy, as though it, too, were a tongue taking its first ever trip to a place it had only ever dreamed of.

Sara’s breath was coming in short gasps. Stretching my tongue as far as it would reach, I probed deeper inside her and she, sensing my hungry straining, lowered herself a little further, her liquid lips spreading across my mouth as I carried on licking her, relying upon her own subtle shifts and movements to guide my tongue to where she wanted it to be. My nipples were burning, my hole crying out for Terry to fill it, but he was still teasing, his deepest penetration little more than a nudge, the velvety tip grazing me here, there, everywhere, then slipping away as my body begged out for more.

Sara’s clit was beneath my tongue now, a firm erection amid the soft flesh and I wondered how so many men could miss something like that. It wasn’t only the difference in texture that made it stand out, but the difference in reaction as well; as my tongue traced its lines around that hard, red knot, Sara’s body relaxed into the motion; the moment I actually touched it, though, she tensed until every nerve in her body stood to attention and, the more I nuzzled and suckled that tiny, sweet bud, the tauter her body became.

Her hips were rocking, grinding into my face, but my tongue held its ground, drilling into her most sensitive spot while her internal muscles flexed a frenzied beat that matched my racing heart. Pursing my lips, I sucked her into my mouth and I heard her cry out. If I could only have moved, I would have thrown her to the ground, then buried my face back into her, pounded her with my fingers while I licked and flicked and sucked and fucked her with my mouth; instead, I let my face do the fucking, driving my tongue as deep as I could, while jarring her clit with the tip of my nose.

Terry was inside me now, fucking me properly, his hands pawing at my breasts. Once I felt him tongue and then bite at one of my nipples, but the pain just made me more determined to give his fiancé (I think we can safely assume that they were still together after all, no matter what kind of line he’d spun me before) the kind of orgasm that he would never be capable of granting her.

I bucked my hips against him, driving him towards his own grand finale, so that maybe he’d leave us alone, then time stood still as Sara’s body froze. I sensed, rather than heard, the cry building within her; knew that her moment was just inches away. For a split-second, I was uncertain how to react; should I stop what I was doing, let her grind out her own final instructions to my mouth? Or should I do what I would want to have done to me, if the positions were ever to be reversed? As I fully intended they should be?

My tongue lashed out, my lips sucked, my teeth nipped and, as Sara came… once, twice, three times in lightning-fast succession, my own body lurched into orgasmic hyper-space, every inch of my skin screaming in triumph as I came not simply with my sopping cunt, but with my entire soul.

I felt a hot splash on my stomach and breasts; Terry, too, had finally climaxed, pulling sharply out of me as his own juices peaked, and splashing a flood of seed across my torso. Sara, her voice a bare whisper between her purring gasps, commanded him to clean it up, and I felt his rough tongue flicking over my body, as he obeyed her… as everybody, I imagined, would want to obey her.

She slipped off me, her vagina tracing a thick smear of love juice across my cheek as she moved. “Now feed it to her,” she snapped. “It’s what you wanted to do before, isn’t it?”

Terry nodded eagerly, leant forward and slipped his tongue, coated in his own cum, into my mouth. I fastened my lips to his offering, sucked it in and swallowed it down; accepted, too, his dripping, sticky fingers, then obediently lapped at the end of his damp, drooping cock, my mouth so saturated by both his and her juices that I scarcely even felt its last gasps dribbling onto my tongue.

Patiently, I rattled the handcuffs. “Any chance of getting out of these?” I asked. “Being as nothing seems to be happening that I need to be held down for.”

Sara nodded and Terry produced the keys from where he’d dropped them, beneath the bed. As he unlocked me, I stretched each arm luxuriously; both had all but fallen asleep, both were going to ache like hell tomorrow. I suddenly noticed that I was parched. “And a drink?” I asked. Again Sara nodded, and Terry dutifully reached for one of the wine glasses.

“Get her something fresh,” Sara tutted. “Wine? Water? Soda?”

“Soda would be great.” Naked, Terry left the room. “Nice little set-up you guys have here.”

Sara smiled. “Some people aren’t keen, but you can usually spot them early enough… right around the time I put the first handcuff on…”

“You put it on? I thought…”

“Terry’s usually too busy trying to get his cock sucked – or having it sucked, depending on who’s come to call. No, I slip in while the first act’s underway, make the necessary adjustments…” she indicated the candles… “pick up a little; don’t want to get stains on those $400 dollar sweaters, you know; and, of course, get the playthings in place.” She rattled the cuffs. “You must have wondered where they came from?”

“I just thought I hadn’t noticed them,” I smiled. And then, as Terry returned and handed me a Pepsi, I asked her, “so will there be another performance tonight?”

Sara shrugged. “I don’t see why not. Terry’s quite the stallion when he wants to be.” She reached out to squeeze his soft penis and, as she released it, I saw it twitch a nod of gratitude. I repeated the gesture, squeezing the bulb between forefinger and thumb, feeling new life already start to flow. “I think we’re definitely on for another round,” I said; then, leaning forward, I managed to lock both of Sara’s arms into the handcuffs before she even knew what was happening.

She laughed. “The boot is on the other foot, I see. Well don’t worry, I love pussy, too.”

“I’m sure you do,” I told her. “But I’ve not quite decided which I prefer.” Kneeling at Terry’s feet, I took him slowly into my mouth once again, only this time it was on my terms, sucking when I wanted to suck, licking when I wanted a change, allowing every muscle of my mouth to work at restoring him to full length and strength. Only then did I release him, and just a little reluctantly … for a well-oiled prick has a texture all its own… I straddled Sara’s face, lowering myself over her and tensing delightfully as her tongue made its first entry, instinctively traveling to the areas where, after Terry’s earlier efforts, I felt a little sore.

My hands clenched her tits, kneading them in tight, tender fists, feeling her nipples like acorns against my palm. I squeezed and twisted them, slipping my finger tips into the crease between chest and breast and raising them, crushing them, feeling Sara squirm beneath my rough grip. Terry moved down, to take up what was evidently his usual position between the prone girl’s legs, but I told him to halt.

“No. Come here,” I told him. “I want you to fuck us both.” From between my thighs, I heard Sara try to speak, but I already enveloped her mouth, reveling in the feather-light touch of her silken chin and cheeks… I had never imagined how glorious cunnilingus could feel without a man’s tough stubble to scratch at my softest skin, even as his mouth worked to thrill it.

Terry looked sheepish. “Sara doesn’t like to do that,” he mumbled, and I wondered, is that how the pair of them developed this whole routine in the first place, just so Terry could get a blow job without his fiancé getting her lips wet? “Well, it looks like we’re all going to try something different tonight,” I answered and, reaching out, I pulled his hardness towards my pussy as it writhed above Sara’s darting tongue, and wrapped my arms around his back to hold him steady. “Now do it.”

It was an almost impossible position, not only physically, but also for his poor cock, slipping between two inviting holes, unable to decide which one it wanted most. And so it dipped and rose, slid and slithered, one moment burying its head deep inside me, the next pulling out to delve into her mouth. I imagined how Sara must be feeling, as her tongue first lolled onto him, recoiling at the immediate shock of his hard and musky flesh, but fascinated by it as well, flicking back to check it out again, and lingering longer every time.

Very quickly, I realized that, in terms of actual physical pleasure, neither Sara’s tongue nor Terry’s penis was ever going to bring about a repeat of the orgasm that I’d already experienced – not in this position, anyway. But that, I decided, was no longer the point. I reached down between my legs, and began rubbing the top of his shaft, pressing it down onto Sara’s mouth with my fingers, as I surrendered my claim on her tongue.

I slipped to one side; Terry instantly took my place, brushing his free-flowing pre-cum around her cheeks and lips, taunting her with the promise of entry, before withdrawing to dance once again on her nerve-ends. Then, he plunged himself into her mouth, fucking it like he’d fucked mine, oblivious to the grunts of protests that rose within her throat – for he knew, just as I did, that for all her reluctance, she needed him inside her, that even as she tried to complain, her mouth was stretching wide to take him further in, driving him towards orgasm with teeth and tongue and the force of her sunken-cheeked sucking.

Her eyes were closed, her face aglow as her muscles tensed, then relaxed around her greedy ministrations. Terry’s strokes were short now; the rim of his helmet rarely passing her lips – although, on the occasions that it did, her lips hungrily devoured the full extent of his shaft. Now there was no doubting the pleasure she was receiving as she gave it; not even when Terry suddenly jolted and gasped, and his seed began bubbling from her mouth, white and viscous amid her saliva.

Still she gave no indication that she ever wanted the moment to end, though his frantic thrusts were pushing the mixture down into her throat. But, as if to make sure she would have no regrets, I stretched alongside her, and parted her thighs. They opened wide for me and I raised myself slightly, enough to gaze down at her gorgeous, hairless, gleaming pinkness. Then, lowering my head, I started to eat.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

TENTACULAR THURSDAY



COOL! PAM'S PJS MATCH THE TENTACLES!




SHADOE DISCOVERS THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE AT DARK SIDE... THE TENTACLES FIT ANYWHERE!




NOT THE COSTUME THAT WON LAUREN THE PRIZE AT MARDI GRAS... BUT IT COULD HAVE!



SPLINTER CONSIDERS HER OPTIONS... THE LONG GREEN ONE? OR THE LONGER GREEN ONE?



LOOK! IT'S FUN FOR BOYS AS WELL!





Thursdays... who needs them?

Not quite the weekend, but close enough you can smell it, Thursdays sit in the middle of the end of the week like the last unsold chicken in the grocery store. Everyone knows it should be alright, but nobody really believes it.

NO MORE!

This Thursday, let down your hair, take down your guard and pull off your panties, as the Dark Side Clubhouse declares...

TENTACLE THURSDAY



Bring your favorite octopoid sex fantasy down to the clubhouse and put it through its paces! Sex and cephalopods have never sounded so sensational, and we want to see what YOU can do!

So give the girls... and the guys... a multi-limbed break and treat us all to some tentacle torture!

You know it makes sense.

THE ORIGINS OF TENTACLE PORN..

THE STORY OF TENTACLE PORN